Miley Cyrus may have gotten a little confused. The sad little prostitot has been claiming that she is “closer to the Lord” since meeting her TCAP-ready man-friend, Justin Gaston. Where she seems to be of the impression that making sexy times with Gaston and screaming “OMG, OMG, OMMFG” as loud as her shrill little voice can muster counts as prayer, I fear she may be sadly mistaken.
Tot is out promoting her new shitty ‘Hannah Montana’ movie, and she stopped by The Rachael Ray Show. While there, she told Ray that she’s “never been closer to the Lord”, since she met 20-year-old Gaston.
Can someone please call Chris Hansen so that we can stage an intervention. Tot has never been closer to appearing as the decoy on an episode of TCAP, nor has she ever been so close to catching an STD; closer to Him upstairs, I’m not so sure about.
Miley says that Justin “really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”
Anyone else get the feeling there are some crossed wires here. From that, I totally got, “before Gaston lays the smack down, we get right with the Lord”. Nowhere in there did I get the sense that anyone was doing any actual praying
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