This would be a non-story if Miley Cyrus hadn’t passive-aggressively agreed with an E! News reporter who called Taylor Swift a ‘slut’ who favours serial monogamy compared to Cyrus who acts out but is currently in a long term relationship. But the day after Swift is rumoured to have split from Harry Styles, here’s Cyrus making do with a cardboard cutout that’s going to fall apart in the wash just like her knock-off love pillow did. Cyrus shared these photos with the captions: ‘All I want for my birrffffday is a big booty hoe. All @noahcyrus wants for her BIRFFFDAY is @harry_styles’ in a threesome with herself, her 13-year-old sister, and cardboard Styles, and then, suddenly realising Swift put a hit on her, she insisted: ‘In no way do I want Harry. No offense. I’m sure that’ll be a story now 2. I’m happily engaged. Just got saucy with a cardboard cut out.’
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