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Miley Cyrus is a Half-Naked Chola at MMVA 2010


Miley Cyrus gets her inner chola on, for Party in the USA MMVA performance.

It’s getting tiring writing over and over again that Miley Cyrus is a morally questionable, hyper-sexual, poor influence on her fans. So, instead of talking about how she was half naked and gyrating/ shaking her booty for this weekend’s MuchMusic Video Awards 2010, I’m going to talk about how Cyrus is evolving. In front of our very eyes, The Miley Virus ™ is evolving into something new. Where she once was a regular whore off the street, taking semi-nude pictures of herself and grinding on the flaccid peens of middle-aged gay men… she’s now a chola whore off the street, who’s taken semi-nude pictures and rubbed her booty on the flaccid peen of a middle-aged gay man. Totally different, and much better.

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4 Comments

  1. Tonymizer says:

    Lol @ “totally not different”
    Why kid celebs always needs to slut things up to change them images from teens to “more-mature” ones?
    Ohai miley lohan!

    1. I know, right. Count down to another ‘accidental’ full crotch shot in 3, 2…. 1.

  2. Khadiya says:

    She just being a regular teen. She’s just famous. So she gets caught. I acted an ass when I was her age. But if people feel like they got see her as a role model, that’s their dumb ass. How is someone that’s not even old enough to legally smoke a cigarette looked at as a role model?

    1. I think it’s arbitrary… she’s young and in the public eye so young kids will look up to her. Sometimes, in lieu of better peers. It’s sad but true.