Miley Cyrus is 18. I gather people are excited about that fact. I’m not. Maybe it’s because I’m a girl and have no interest in legally now being able to post pictures of her full-on ‘accidental’ crotch shots/ nip slips and the like (we all know those are coming, as is inevitable topless shot in Maxim/ Rolling Stone or similar). We’ve seen it all before, worryingly. I guess it’s more that she can now legally act like a little ‘ho, and leak sext pictures like it’s 1999. Whatever. Cyrus celebrated, a few days early, by letting some dude’s penis wish her vagina a happy 18th birthday. I wish I were kidding, but I’m really not. The teenager, who is 18-years-old today, November 23, had a birthday party attended by some dude rumoured to be her boyfriend, Avan Jogia, 18. At her Sunday birthday party at Trousdale nightclub, she and teen star Jogia were hold up necking and grinding in the corner. So, she’s still exactly as whorish as before she became legal. Funsies.
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[...] 6. Miley Cyrus pretty much has sex with someone in a club while someone took photos – AmyGrindhouse [...]
Forgot to mention her Mother was also there at that party…Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree huh?
You’re right too. I totally forgot to mention her parents were there!