Someone in the camp of either Mila Kunis or Jessica Biel really, really, wants people to know that Kunis was not the cause of the relationship breakdown of Timberbiel. Remember, yesterday, I mentioned a whole bunch of stories from the same outlets talking about how the end of the relationship was ‘mutual,’ and ‘no third party was involved.’ Well, a ‘bunch’ meant about four in a row, from People alone, who posted concurrent stories from about six or seven individual sources within 24-hours. It was the most bizarre thing. And I don’t recall seeing that many denials about one split before. Which kind of makes me think someone protests too much about who may have ‘cheated’ or flirted with whom over those four years. Because once you’re on People’s speed dial, apparently, there’s no way of getting back off (I have it on good authority, it’s ‘blood in, blood out,’ they’re way harsh), the magazine wrote an entire article addressing something they already covered explicitly and in detail in three other posts in the same day. This time, being a little more to the point in a story entitled, ‘Mila Kunis Had Nothing to Do with Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s Split’, the magazine addresses the crescendo of rumours about Timberlake’s alleged infidelity. ‘Mila had nothing to do with their break-up,’ a source says. ‘In fact, no one came between them. They decided their relationship ran its course and it was time to move on.’ Sound familiar? This is why. There were already about four other quotes nearly word-for-word from People yesterday. ‘They’re not in a relationship,’ the source says. ‘They star in a movie called Friends with Benefits but they’re just friends. That’s it. They are not together.’ Shall we just agree with their sources, aloud, so they won’t feel compelled to write their fifth article on the split since the weekend? Add to that a piece of creative fiction from Janet Charlton calling Timberlake ‘a coward,’ who’d ‘been trying to get Jessica Biel to break up with him for a year.’ Charlton claims Timberlake has a pattern of treating girlfriends badly so they break up with him, as he’s not man enough to do it himself. ‘He’s been restless for quite a while and Jessica didn’t get the hint,’ reports Charlton. ‘Last June we wrote about Justin at a Lakers game desperately trying to get the phone number of a pretty Laker girl who miraculously turned him down FLAT because she knew he had a girlfriend. Last fall he was suspected of fooling around with Olivia Munn, and… he probably did.’
Pictures from yesterday morning show Mila Kunis working out in Los Angeles, CA.