Michelle Trachtenberg, also known as the younger sister you wished Buffy’d left at a bus shelter on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is a Complex cover girl. The actress, best known for her roles on Buffy and an equally annoying character on Gossip Girl, covers the February/ March 2010 issue of Complex magazine.
Trachtenberg must have been in the middle of a meal while shooting this. Something greasy with lots of ketchup, perhaps. Maybe she was lacking the hand-eye coordination to eat her hot dog (or whatever) neatly, as she seems to have accidentally spilled a whole load of sauce all over her arm and hands.
Trachtenberg can be seen in her kinky, bondage-theme photos and video below.
- Born and bred in Brooklyn, did you ever get flashed or groped on the train growing up: [Laughs.] I did. I was a kid, so I didn’t get groped—that would be really creepy. But there were some men not fully dressed that I saw on the subway. My mom and I would pretend that we were crazy people—because a crazy person doesn’t want to approach another crazy person.
- What’s the nastiest thing anyone’s said to you on the streets of New York: It’s probably been more recent, since I’ve grown into my womanly form. You know, you’ll walk by a construction site and it’s like, “You kiss your mama with that ass?” What does that even mean? I don’t kiss my mama with my ass because it’s back there! My lips are up here, so that’s weird. It worked though, ’cause I turned around and was like, “What does that mean?!” So he won.
- And you spoke [to him] for several hours: Um, he’s my boyfriend.
Video from Michelle Trachtenberg’s Complex magazine photo shoot.
Image/ story Complex magazine 1, 2 February/ March 2010. Video Pop Crunch.
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