Daddy Lohan has finally closed down his retardedly time-wasting, piece of shit blog that has been clogging up the Internets for too G.D. long now [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Thank JEEBUS… if I had to sit through one more CAPS filled, punctuation free, testosterone-laden rant, about how he was an unaware douche who despised the fruit of his own loins, I’d have fucking topped myself. I’m the only one allowed to go on CAPS laden, shitty-spelling-filled eight paragraph long rants, in which the reader learns nothing (other than that the author is a complete moron 
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Those who hate themselves enough to bother, JUMP for Michael’s last post ‘My Final Blog’.
From the Michael Lohan Online Official Blog:
Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”
Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsay’s life.
For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than their preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to Samantha. Just look at Samantha’s tax returns before she “engaged” Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay’s career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accomplished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did when she went to Boston?! NEVER!
I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the “old Lindsay” with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can’t you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls? All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do.
As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.
ED’S NOTE: If your eyes are screaming in anger at the sight of this FUGilicious pic… really, be thankful, this is the least horrifying photo that I could find.
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to A. Macpherson / Splash News.
Now if only Kanye would shut his down…lol
Michael will be blogging, his attention whore ass will die if he does not blog.
@ MM – *claps frantically in agreement*
@ Firecracker – Attention whores do die hard, huh.
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