Michael Lohan is an outstanding human being and I wish he were my father. Mainly because I’m curious what it must be like for your own parent to drive you to cocaine and amphetamines. I’d also rather like to know what it’s like to be caught taking drugs and not serve any real jail time. Call me nosy, if you will. I do kind of wish dude was my father though. Can you imagine how much more cracked out this site would be if Daddy Grindhouse were a using, sociopathic, enabler who was driving me to harder and harder narcotics. I work better about 10 minutes after I get out of bed. Before the world has a chance to make too much sense. I’d be working like a drug mule if homeboy and his baggage would adopt my ass and help me be great. Why won’t he adopt me and let me be great?
Where was I? Oh yeah, by his own admission Michael Lohan is ungrateful and basically spit on his daughter’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley’s hard work on Friday. Lohan is accused of leaving threatening and malicious messages on Holley’s phone. A voicemail threatened to find dirt on her and his daughter’s business manager, Lou Taylor. Text messages said Holley needed to GTFO and she and the business manager were ruining the Lohan family [LOL here].
Michael [says], “I said those things but it’s spun. I wasn’t knocking Shawn for working all those hours, I was knocking that I told them to [send Lindsay to rehab] a long time ago. Just now they’re listening.” [TMZ]
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story, quote TMZ.
