Michael Lohan already had four kids while married to Dina Lohan during which time he also knocked up a mistress and produced a daughter out-of-wedlock. By all accounts, his sperm donations are 0/5 in actually coming up with any substantial face time or child support payments. Which means this newborn is on its own and would actually be better off being raised by wolves than having this absentee clown, who’s already sold several stories on the kid to TMZ.com, who’s quickly going to losing interest in being a father. Michael Lohan’s other kid, another son, is called Landon Major Lohan, born in Florida yesterday at 11:39 AM PT, at 19 3/4 inches and weighing 7 lbs 5 oz. Kate Major and baby Landon are healthy, and Michael Lohan, who was there the whole time, cut the chord.
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