Get to the back of the line with rotten fruit to throw at your computer screen. The king of all rent-a-douches has taken to Twitter, in what appears to be the first time he has genuinely joined the site. There have been a lot of fake Michael Lohans, one of which even attempted fake suicide for the pleasure of people who don’t like to fact check. This account appears to be the real daddy douche. He can be seen in a grainy photo of himself, as taken on his Crackberry.
The father of Lindsay Lohan likes to work himself into a social media frenzy. He had a cheap ass website that got shut down, after he didn’t pay his bills. He also makes a point to contact any bloggers who write about him or his daughter.
I gotta say, I don’t envy his @Reply inbox. He’s gonna be getting yelled at and lambasted more than B-grade douche Jon Gosselin did, when he joined Twitter.
Image/ story credit to Michael Lohan Twitter @MichaelJLohan via ONTD.
