Again, for those who have forgotten, it’s a Wednesday. Also, for those who have forgotten, it’s time for a silly celebrity to do something asinine like clockwork.
This time Megan Fox is spilling her silly, over-sharing guts to the April 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK. In the issue she says that she is no harlot, despite being able to talk about little other than sex. I guess it must be some degenerative thing. Perhaps she has some kind of sessy Tourrets we don’t know about. Whatever. She’s in the new issue. Her interview and pictures are below.
- Megan Fox on how many men she has slept with: “I’ve only been with two men my entire life, my childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”
- Rather than hitting the party circuit, Megan says her life revolves around Brian and his seven-year-old son, Kassius: “I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no-one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible (for him) and I’ve never struggled with that, from bedtime stories to the school run.”
- But in rare reflective mood Megan gets something else about her image off her chest: “My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”
- Megan’s new movie, Jonah Hex, features Josh Brolin and Michael Fassbender as well as her first sex scene: “I had on underwear and silicone covers that you wear over your breasts,” she says. “My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine, the world owns everything else.”
Credits Harper’s Bazaar Magazine April 2010, Popoholic, Daily Mail, OK!
damn, i had almost forgotten about her, then she goes and has to remind folks how stupid she is…lol
She tries too hard to be taken seriously, any bad press is of her own making (as she admits). I don’t feel bad for her.
You know, I am starting to think that she is the first man made celebrity cyborg that has passed all of the tests and is considered a human being, who is an actress and a super-star.
In fact, I am convinced of it.
She is the most realistic robot ever made, and for the few of us who are turned off by her or do not “get” all of the hype about her – I think we are catching glimpses of the motherboard behind her eyes.
I would bet if you were standing next to her in a very quiet place, you would hear a low, constant hum, with the occasional chirp or beep.
Even the name. Megan Fox. Eleven men and women around a table coming up with the perfect name while the petri dish spun.
Wrong dear, that would have been Britney Spears back at the start of her career. Perhaps she’s the second… Or third, behind Katie Holmes.
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I bet she will not take a polygraph on that statement.
She obviously forgot about the weekend we spent together, and I am not her childhood sweetheart, nor am I Brian what’s his name… hahhaa…. better not joke like that, just now someone takes me seriously…..
Colin.
Agreed – she’s just trying to mend a poor reputation.
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Hmmm – but Brit fell apart quite quickly, and Katie took years to learn how to put her child down and put a coat on it – I think the first two were terribly flawed.
The biggest problem with this one is it talks. And talks. And talks.
Can’t they make a mute one? Oh right, Katie, already done.
Well, any guesses as to number 4? I think one of the scientists went mad in the lab and created Snookie, but that doesn’t count, does it?
Snooki totally doesn’t count – I think the horrors of number 4 are yet to come! :0