“I think people are born bisexual and they make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” (via The Sun)
I linked out to this story the other day, but this quote is so epic and so weirdo that I decided it really just had to have its own post.
The web of lies told by Megan Fox will ease to sleep tonight many a juvenile bedroom-masturbator. My brain started melting out of my ears when thinking of ways to write commentary on the above quote, so I shall just leave the image of the ‘Transformers’ actress making out with another vagina-haver and skedaddle.
Image credit to Tonya Wise/ London Ent/ Splash News.

So, I guess she won’t be dating Tila Tequila anytime soon.
That made me chuckle and no, Tila likes peen – which is apparently a bad thing.
Megan is so pathetic and so unaware of all her shortcomings. It is so sad!
For some reason I thought you liked her (?), guess she figures she is sexy enough to allure men and women.
I’ll tell you one thing about MY sexuality, Megan, and it wasn’t a subconscious choice based on the pressures of society–it was a very CONSCIOUS choice fueled by the girly magazines I sneaked into my room when I was twelve.
Hey Timoteo – nice to see ya
Feel free to write to her on my behalf and address your concerns, but with far more naughty verbiage.
Hi Amy! Why do you suppose all the young women are turning bisexual…so TIRED of waiting for guys to call?
They only turn bi when they have a movie out… wait til the movie promotion is over and she will be dying to take your call!
so, she’s bisexual, but thinks men are dirty and won’t sleep with a woman who has slept with a man. doesn’t that kind of make her a lesbian who is shacked up with a man? or just asexual and experimenting?
she needs to keep her mouth shut and just be a pretty face
She needs to not select her exploits based on how much attention she wants to garner. So fake.
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oh, oh, oh… i got it! picture a room, the focus starts to clear, two images on a bed gently caressing each other…. megan fox is one of the partially unclothed figures and the other… wait for it… vanessa hudgens!!! YEESSSSS! it totaly works, for megan too as vanessa has really never slept with a man before!!!! aint no way zach is touchin her with a ten foot pole, the likes of which he would be fighting poor vanessa for!!!! have a great weekend Amy
That’ll do it – I shall pen a letter to the starlet with your suggestion shortly
(Have a great one too).
she looks alot like angelina jolie in the oscars on that picture and she is making bisexual coments like angie in her beginnings mmmm
Welcome to the site daan and thanks for the comment – agreed, there is a lot about Megan that scream Angelina 2.0 try hard