Megan Fox can be seen above as she covers the Elle June 2009 Body Issue magazine cover.
As I mentioned earlier the obligatory embargo that prohibits me from bashing hot people has been lifted (at least temporarily) since Fox was caught slamming a potential movie deal.
Bargain basement Baby Angelina is a rather appropriate cover girl for the Elle magazine body issue, since her figure is astonishing. I don’t get the face, but I figure that most men don’t spend that much time looking that far up. She looks a little plain in the face and I personally think there are prettier starlets floating around in Tinsel Town.
Whether I like to admit it or not (not) this woman has a fierce figure. I did not get the hype about her body either, until I got some ways into my ghetto version of ‘Transformers’. The first movie that I tried to watch conked out half way through, but I have seen the famous scene where the actress poses over a car hood as if she knows what the heck she is looking at. Her waist line defies the laws of physics and frankly, watching the movie left me wondering whether she could possibly accommodate internal organs with a mid-section that small.
Well, whatever, the Megan Fox Elle June 2009 spread can be seen in the gallery.
If Megan Fox has a plain face than I am absolutely hideous.
In the post I call her a “little” plain (as in compared to people like ScarJo whose face blows me away) and I am only talking about her face which I state above. I compliment her figure.
Shit, that sounded bitchy, sorry.
I mean, fair point, but I am rambling like a crack addict who is off the pipe right now. Had an amazingly traumatic day and so amazed that I posted at all that I can barely contain myself.
i think she makes plain work. she’s got an amazing body and is just girl next door pretty.
that cover shot though looks horrific. overly photoshopped. nobody is that soft, even in the best of light. and she either lost an unhealthy amount of weight since last she was photo’d or someone took some liberties to thin out her face (which doesn’t look great).
i bet shia lebouf uses that hand that doesn’t feel like his to pretend it’s her doin a lil somethin’ somethin’. if he’s not, he’s wasting a perfectly good hand injury/fantasy.
Aaah “just girl next door pretty” The perfect way to put it. Thanks. She looks a little sunk in, but I’ve seen worse covers of late. Mwah.
not so much plain, as differemt, but she does have a rockin’ bod. too bad that her recent comments have caused me to rethink her total hotness…thic cover doesn’t help either. what kind of photoshop eleves do they have over there at elle? are they tpp busy following boss lady elle mcphearson around or something? lol
I shall investigate the Elle elves, they are not MooMoo Carey grade, so they got some ‘splaining to do.
maybe they’re elve interns and are still learning the craft…lol