Megan Fox covers and gives interview for Cosmopolitan’s October issue.
Fox went into full on ‘tard mode with this latest interview for Cosmo.
This interview, a piece of promo for her upcoming movie, Jennifer’s Body, is one long piece of verbal diarrhea. I mean only the kind of annoying poopy that comes out of one’s mouth, and not the kind of poopy that 2 Girls and 1 Cup made famous by shooting it out of their no no places… the kind of little accident that Fox also shares below.
For reasons known only to herself, Fox talks about her love of manwhiches and how her vagina is going to take over the world. I mean, I’m paraphrasing, sure, but she alludes to the fact that her Sienna Miller Edition vagina holds the power in any of her hetero place-holder relationships.
- On the one thing she’s always wished she’d said “yes” to: The Hannah Montana Movie
- On her ideal date: “A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”
- On the most scared she’s ever been: “Every time I go on stage — instant diarrhea.”
- On being able to count the number of guys she’s gotten naked in front of on one hand: “I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex–my needing to keep them down.”
- On women having the power in a het relationship: “Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”
- On being a firm believer in monogamy: “I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch of, and then I collect attractive boys.” (She’s currently dating Brian Austin Green.)
- On not going for the typical Hollywood types: “It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”
The latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine will be in stores September 8, 2009.
Megan Fox’s Cosmopolitan magazine October 2009 photos.
Megan is one beautiful bitch.
Good LORD she is gorgeous.
Never really been into chicks that weren’t….”ethnic,” but Im drawn to women like her and Angelina Jolie b/c of their dark hair and features. But Megan gets points b/c her eyes are so exotic with that dark hair. Bad girl!
It took me a while to see it, but she is a stunning girl. When she isn’t talking and distracting from that face… she sure is purdy.
See I’ve never heard her do an interview. Is she…slow? Or just says stupid sh*t?
She actually seems to be a rather bright and well-spoken girl. She just says stupid things, like those in the interview above, for attention. Even her own fans say the crap she talks about in every interview is getting old. Hence Megan Fox Media Blackout Day. It’s sex, her sex life, her sexuality or when was the last time she had sex. That’s about all she covers. Ever.
Oh wow…now that you mention it, it DOES seem like the things that I’ve heard about her were always dealing with sex and sexuality. Either she just has an active imagination/sex life OR she’s trying to play up the sex kitten role a bit too much.
as gorgeous as she is, everytime she does an ointerview like this she loses hot points (even if she happens to be wearing hot pants…lol)
Oops… what I meant is I totally agree. Megan needs to sit and look pretty and stop pushing people’s buttons. Her talking nonsense is such a turn off.
She’s so useless whenever she opens her mouth.
The two of us can take her, let’s pin her down and tape her mouth shut.
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I don’t think you get to be a “sex kitten” and claim to have only slept with 5 guys.
I think the term you’re looking for is “attention whore”. Whether she’s any other kind of whore is entirely speculative.
Hi Jvon
Great points there, she is a big bundle of contradictions and no two things in the above interview make any damn sense. She makes my head hurt…
Oh yeah, another post about her idiocy is going up tomorrow and it’s a real zinger. It’ll be posted in the mid-morning GMT.