When Jessica Simpson gave birth, she told USA Today that she was surprised to learn (approx. 100 lbs of) baby weight didn’t magically fall out of her vagina when the kid did. And when Megan Fox gave birth, she told Access Hollywood that pushing a human being out of the hole next to the hole you poop from HURTS!!! Fox said: And I thought I was gonna be really tough and make it, I was going to labor to eight centimeters… but the first contraction I got was horrific… I was screaming for an epidural when [Brian] was driving me to the hospital because my water broke on its own and immediately: it was level orange pain alert. [But] I was trying to blow dry my hair before I went to the hospital because I didn’t want to go to the hospital with wet hair. It’s exhausting, but it’s amazing and you can’t… until you have kids… imagine how much you could possibly love a human being. It’s really intense, overwhelming, and amazing.’
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