I only felt the need to blog about this as one of my PSAs (the last being about Tom Cruise plotting to take over the world which, thankfully, hasn’t happened… yet). I was browsing through today’s pictures and I noticed these new candids of Megan Fox as she arrived at her personal trainer’s house in Beverly Hills, CA with her husband Brian Austin Green on July 27, 2010. I wasn’t going to post them, as she’s hiding her face thus defeating the object. However, as I was about to navigate away, I noticed these pictures showing her booty. Or, the lack thereof. I guess we were all so distracted by her botoxy and implanty top half that none of us looked that far down. Did you notice she had no ass? Can we start an ‘Ass Fund’? I have some to spare. There are more ass-less photos in the gallery.
Image credit to Fame Pictures.







2 words Amy, TWO WORDS…. thank and you! I have been screaming loudly about how not hot, not the new look of sexy, and totally not what a hot woman looks like, this GIRL is for years! She was CUTE in the first Transformers, cute. That’s is it, she was cute. After that, the net exploded with how hot, sexy, and sultry she was and I never saw it. I thought all along it was more a case of people saying she was hot therefore the mindless masses HAD to agree, after all ‘everyone’ says she’s hot so I would be an idiot if I didnt agree… well, this idiot bows to the greatness of your recognition, albeit a lil late but as they say, better late than never at all…
Actually I’ve been calling her over-rated, looks and talent wise, for well over a year now.
Otherwise, you’re welcome!
Furthermore, I LOVE what you’re saying here and I agree. People weren’t thinking for themselves when forming an opinion of her. They were just lazily following the pack.
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Umm please, she has an ass. I know plenty of girls who look exactly like that in pants and when those panties come off they have quite a nice ass under there. Its ok to be jealous of Megan, join the thousands of other woman out there.
Lol….You OBVIOUSLY never seen her bikini pictures, did you? Well she had a very small bikini which showed off her lack of booty quite nicely. So yeah buddy we’ve seen her butt without much clothing and it STILL isn’t there.
Sorry to break your delusional heart.
In this case you may need to get your eyes checked Anthony. If you google Megan Fox ass you’ll find that there aren’t all that many pictures, probably has something to do with the fact that she doesn’t have one. Most pictures focus on everything else that IS great about her. The few pictures of her showing ass, she is in skimpy underwear where its pretty much all there. How much more do you think is going to fall out once the panties are off? There isn’t anything to fall out. She’s gorgeous and she has no ass, it happens, face it. No one is jealous, at least I’m not, and I doubt Amy is either.
Well said Jordasche. =)
Indeed. Yes, very well said.
And, as you say, no, I’m not jealous either.
You see? Nothing is perfect
The scary part is knowing that the camera ADDS 10 lbs! can you imagine how stick thin this gurl must be in PERSON?! Yup, no ass. No ass at all…….
Oh lawd, I get to pull out that tired old joke:
“This poor girl is suffering from ‘Noassatallitis’.
Yeah, I know, but I had to.
I guess it’s because I am SO jealous of Megan Fox…..hahahahahaha.
Couldn’t even write it with a straight face.
Nor could I read this comment with one, silly.
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Please take this post down before she gets an ass implant and we have to watch her parade it around for the next year……
Ass implants – the horror… adding that to her suspected implants and fillers, that is.
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Megan is still a smokin hot and beautiful girl. I wouldn’t say she has “no ass” like flat but its a pretty small ass with a bit of something back there, but I dont care since shes hot everywhere else and I was never into big asses anyway. I prefer a more lean fit type of girl.
Actually, she has NO ASS, that’s about as flat as an ass can be.