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McConaughey’s Mother Says Husband Died Doing The Nasty

Don’t quote me on this, but Matthew McConaughey’s mother Mary Kathleen a.k.a. “Kay” may just be the world’s oldest ‘Hot Biotch’.

This aged foxy momma revealed a shocking secret in her new biography ‘I Amaze Myself!’, that was both sexi and gross, in equal measure.

Momma McConaughey claims that ageing Poppa McConaughey, Jim, died while they were having sex.

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Crimeny! OMFG! WTF! [insert comedy expletive here]. Does that explain a LOT about Matthew and his hippy personality, or what?

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5 Comments

  1. Mik says:

    Dang, is that rigor mortis or was he just pleased to be with her?

    Oh, that was bad!

    1. Haha… long time no see :D

      I like bad jokes, bring it on!

  2. Mik says:

    I guess it is a good way to go, but being carried out in the buff might be a bit much.

    1. Why not? What a saucy thought… At least you’ll be remembered!