Jessica Simpson probably birthed the chick from Species because it would appear Maxwell Drew Johnson is already old enough to be left at home alone. I jest. With the baby’s White Zinfandel just out of shot, here’s the infant pretending not to notice how mommy’s liquor breath carries when you’re sitting downwind.
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Um Jess, didn’t a coyote kill and eat your little dog in your presence a few years ago? Yeah….. propping your newborn up on patio furniture for the coyotes to dine on might not be the best move. Learn from your mistakes, honey.