Here is Jessica Simpson’s eight-week-old daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson wondering what an iPhone is and why one is staring at her. We’ve seen the ‘B**ch, is your cell first generation?!’ face before with Hilary Duff’s newborn son who is currently hiding in baby Johnson’s beautiful cheeks because, sure, why not. Simpson is giving away photos for free on Twitter since I guess whatever embargo was placed after her paid People Magazine exclusive has expired. And because this is a thing now. This photo was posted with the caption ‘Howdy friends’ Which doesn’t quite capture the ‘Um, I don’t do outdated technology’ face this kid is pulling.
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