I slip into a meth lul, late evening, and I come around to this. Can’t a girl just kick back, cheat death, and NOT have a celebrity break down/ get arrested/ get knocked up in the interim. What f-ckery is this? Damn you, Matt Damon. And damn your wife and her over-active womb, too. I want some rest, dammit.
IN SOBER NEWS: While I was unconscious, it was announced that Matt Damon’s wife of four years, Luciana Bozan Barroso, is pregnant with her fourth child. This would be the couple’s third child together and Barroso also has a daughter, Alexia, 11, from a previous marriage. The baby will be joining Isabella, 3, and Gia, 21 months. The couple wed at NYC City Hall in December 2005.
Pics show Matt Damon and wife at the 24th American Cinematheque Honours, as they honor the actor at The Beverly Hilton Hotel, California on March 27th, 2010.
Image credit to AR/ Flynet, Juan Rico/Fame Pictures. Story Pop Eater, Us.




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