Everyone in the world with a working pair of eyes, you are not alone. You are most certainly not the only ones who hate that misplaced pubic hair on Matt Damon’s face, masquerading as facial hair. We noticed the baby-faced actor’s new ‘tache when he was forced against his will to take it for a walk on the red carpet. Since that time, from what I gather, he has been whining that he wants to look pre-pubescent and daisy fresh again and get rid of his furry friend.
Matt Damon admits the new moustache, grown for his upcoming film True Grit, exists only to impress movie bosses and fulfil his movie role.
He said: “This is for my new movie with the Coen Brothers. We’re redoing ‘True Grit’. I’ll show it to them this week. If they like it, fine. If not, I’ll try again. I actually hate the thing.” [Contact Music]
looks like the makings of a 70s porn star moustache…lol
Agreed – or like the first ever he’s managed since puberty.