Word has it that Mary-Kate Olsen has still not given police an official account of what transpired on the night Heath Ledger passed away. She has, instead, taken the celebrity justice-y step of giving word to the media.
Olsen, who much to her chagrin, was the subject of much press speculation following the tragic night in question, released a statement saying she knew nothing.
Now, see this is how it is done…
You don’t waste your effing time talking to the po-po. What are they going to do, especially this late in the day?
Let celebrity justice and trial-by-media work its magic and release a statement… and everything will be aiiiight!
“Despite tabloid speculation, Mary-Kate Olsen had nothing whatsoever to do with the drugs found in Heath Ledger’s home or his body, and she does not know where he obtained them,” said the statement from attorney Michael C. Miller on Monday.
“Regarding the government’s investigation, at Ms. Olsen’s request, we have provided the government with relevant information including facts in the chronology of events surrounding Mr. Ledger’s death and the fact that Ms. Olsen does not know the source of the drugs Mr. Ledger consumed,” the statement from her attorney continues.
The statement concludes:
