I laughed so hard reading this I just totally p*ssed my pants [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I know that may be a little too much information, but really, this is just such an unbelievable development in the ridiculous saga, that is the marriage of Princess Mimi and Kid Nicky, that I am pretty sure that I just pulled a muscle in my vajayjay from tensing up – was trying a little too hard to stop any more pee coming out. You have muscles down there, don’t you? I think I do. Mine’s not as impressive as Madge’s ’roid vadge, but it’s pretty effing awesome!
WTF was I talking about?
Oh yeah – meant to let you guys in on an interesting tidbit about Mimi’s vagina, not mine. I always digress when talking about people’s privates. Mariah Carey has revealed why she married her boo-boo, Nick Cannon, so quickly after they got together. She was saving the delights of her magical singing vagina, until their wedding night.
So says Mimi:
“It’s not that we had no intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings. I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”
Um, OK. So she waited until they were married before she gave it up. That’s believable. I mean, look at her in the image above, isn’t she just as pure as the driven snow? Think I might abstain until they get divorced. Shouldn’t be too long now? RIGHT!?!
[IMAGE CREDIT: Scott Doctor/ Splash News]
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so mariah and the guy i’ve never heard of (who’ll cease to matter in a few months) are essentially the hip hop version of “paradise by the dashboard light?”
if only it were puffy, my prayers for a remake would come true…
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“She was saving the delights of her magical singing vagina, until their wedding night.”
Sweet Jesus! that’s gonna be one helluva song. Never heard one before.
@ Chris – I’ll cross my fingers that puffy is her next conquest…
@ Windmill – Welcome to the community EntreCard buddy and thanks for commenting. It should be a good one LOL
It’s been six months, so too late too annul this one. At first I wasn’t too keen on these two together, but I honestly think this one will last…at least a couple years. As long as Nick keeps waiting on her hand and foot and worshipping the ground she walks on…everything will be A-Ok.
@ Danity – Hey girl!
So long as he keeps being and R&B Guy Ritchie, all will be fine
She must have a magically regenerating hymen.
Anyway, Mariah’s one-eyed cat aside, what’d you think of the brawling priests in Jerusalem? I would love to see a tag-team rematch with Anglican and Roman Catholic priests thrown in. That is so christianical…
ha ha ha ha….
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@ Rain – sup.
“She must have a magically regenerating hymen.”
O.M.G. Brilliant!
“what’d you think of the brawling priests in Jerusalem? ”
…um, no idea, sorry. That sounds like grown-up news. Only celebs on here