I laughed so hard reading this I just totally p*ssed my pants [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I know that may be a little too much information, but really, this is just such an unbelievable development in the ridiculous saga, that is the marriage of Princess Mimi and Kid Nicky, that I am pretty sure that I just pulled a muscle in my vajayjay from tensing up – was trying a little too hard to stop any more pee coming out. You have muscles down there, don’t you? I think I do. Mine’s not as impressive as Madge’s ’roid vadge, but it’s pretty effing awesome!
WTF was I talking about?
Oh yeah – meant to let you guys in on an interesting tidbit about Mimi’s vagina, not mine. I always digress when talking about people’s privates. Mariah Carey has revealed why she married her boo-boo, Nick Cannon, so quickly after they got together. She was saving the delights of her magical singing vagina, until their wedding night.
So says Mimi:
“It’s not that we had no intimacy. It’s just me, and my feelings. I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”
Um, OK. So she waited until they were married before she gave it up. That’s believable. I mean, look at her in the image above, isn’t she just as pure as the driven snow? Think I might abstain until they get divorced. Shouldn’t be too long now? RIGHT!?!
[IMAGE CREDIT: Scott Doctor/ Splash News]
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