Believe it or not, my current mania actually almost led me to write an entire annoyed sounding post about how Mariah Carey is incapable of finding/ buying sunglasses that fit her damn face. Well, I was going to write a post about it, cos her (nice but wrong on her face shape) shades annoy the crap out of me. I mean, just look at them, sitting essentially right by her forehead and making an utter mockery of me (gallery left).
I came to my senses and realised that writing an entire post about that would be just a load of nonsense.
So, instead, I have decided to share with you all how much it irks me when this woman rocks “12-year-old girl” chic. In this case the side ponytail (gallery centre).
There is nothing wrong with this hideous choice of hairdo when you are a tween whose momma don’t love them enough to do your hair properly. But ageing superstars should know better/ never rock anything, ANYTHING other than mermaid diva hair and really need to have their mess called out.
MooMoo, my hearing has never been the same since the day that you came into my life. So please know that underneath all the layers of mocking and ill-thought out hyperbole lay a true and respectful fan. But please, please also know that your side-do is going to get cut off with my safety-scissors if I ever see you wearing it out in public again. Thanks. K. Bye.
Image credit to Ian Lawrence/ Splash News.
I just don’t like this woman. Yuck.
I like her, not her hair.
This entire post FTW!!
I think Mariah just doesn’t know what really works for her. I think it’s sort of a cute hairstyle but for someone say, my age. Of course now i’m going to Google pictures of her wearing sunglasses lol.
I was feeling a little loony today and to be honest far worse and more nutty posts come out if I attempt to contain it. Reading it again, I actually made myself lol. So it probably is too FTW! Let me know if you find any funny sunglasses pictures
I think she looks kind of cute, and I am totally neutral on the subject of M.C. – iIs it Arrested Development, to much too soon, who cares?
The hair may not be correct, but her smile is pretty damn genuine.
I am having a loony day myself – is there a Moon Wobble going on?
I am still convinced that the pics of Brad and Angie are actually robots they made of themselves so they did not have to go to one more damn premiere, lol.
So, yes, best bet is we’re all a bit looned out today. I even made up two words while talking. Really ready for the paddy-wagon, according to some, but I thought they were good words……..
KMJ
Hello KMJ, I knew that you would understand
I just think that for the safety of those around me it is better for me to slow-release my lunacy, rather than allow it to build and have it spring a leak.
Also, damn, thank you for being about the only other person who thought Brangelina looked robotic in my other post. I can always count on you!
So, we’re either two loons on Brad’n'Ang, (the fast food name of the twain), or we are from another time and space…….
I was pushing the pictures on Tomas, and he was too busy, Ahem – WORKING!
I had to make up for my utter convictions by getting my arse to work also, as I had to defend my lunacy by being perfectly coherent otherwise.
Honestly, it is exhausting, lol.
xo
By the way, I have a “Black Book” full of old celebrety stuff that you might like someday – you are in the will as sole owner of said book – - – -
maybe she’s stuck in the time warp and trhink it’s the 80s or something. next she’s be rocking jelly shoes, headbands and leg warmers…lol
That may be my fave comment of the month *hands MM gold star*
–takes gold star–
Wow, there are alot of pics of her wearing sunglasses. I know alot of celebs wear them b/c the camera flashes can be so distracting. Or just plain ass annoying.
I’m more distracted by her boobs in this pic http://Puke.It/7r3d5s
These are ok http://Puke.It/7h3tbt
These are just ridiculously big lol http://Puke.It/svsdzg
Welcome back! Teehee, those pictures are fab. Really fab. Btw, sorry for planting silly ideas in your head
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