Mariah Carey never has struck me as a chronic, disgusting, crippling, weird, over-sharer. But she is. A total over-sharer of rather epic proportions.
The singer shared with people, who are now going to wish they weren’t paying attention, that she has a rather gross nickname for her husband, singer/ TV presenter Nick Cannon. It’s a rather lurid and NSFL nickname, that can only have been earned one way. And it’s not a way that I can stomach writing about, at this time in the morning.
Click under the cut for the nickname Mariah Carey gave Nick Cannon, along with nine photos of the pair at the 2009 New York Film Festival’s screening of Precious at Alice Tully Hall on October 3, 2009, in New York City.
The name given to Cannon is DJ Sex Fingers, yes, DJ Sex Fingers, which is too many kinds of wrong to even go into right now.
What’s the matter, was MC Fingerbang already taken? Way to class it up. Mariah Carey has a special name for husband Nick Cannon. At Cannon’s birthday party at club Bank in Las Vegas the other night, the songstress presented him with a cake shaped like deejay turntables and inscribed with the message, “Happy Birthday DJ Sex Fingers — Love, M.C.C.” (via Daily Fill)
Image credit to Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures. Story and info. via Daily Fill.
DJ Sex Fingers? Um…that’s just too wrong to even try and wrap my mnd around…just having the image in my head is bad enoiugh…now if he called her that (or something better) it’d be different
OMG – it’s too many kinds of wrong to even address at 5am. I’m going to just call it gross again, and leave this alone
SUPER LULS
Is that his name before or after he starts up with her?
(It’s never to early for Dicky Streets to be dirty lol)
BTW, Where are you at Amy Grindhouse? The UK?
…yes, in the UK.
Oh my god, gross. She has a right to do whatever she wants of course, but she looks like his mother to me and it really grosses me out. The fact that I now know he fingers her makes it all that much worse. *ralph*
Welcome back, Jordasche. I think overall they’re a sweet couple, so long as we don’t have to look at them or listen to them say things like this. That sure is one nickname she could have kept to herself.
Ick! Ick ick Ick!
I think I am going to join Falcon Heene and hurl any minute now.
Verbal Porn – what next?
I’m sorry – Verbal PUBLIC porn!
yeeeeeeeewwwww
It’s so gross and I wish over-sexed couples would keep this kind of thing to themselves.
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Honestly, his last name is “Cannon” and you guys are freaked out by that?
It could have been much, much worse.
Okay, now I am dying of laughter – jvon – that was brilliant. It put things into the imagination that yes, could have been much, much worse.
I am not sure if the new visual has cured me of the old one, or amplified the whole inner picture.
Good one!!