Have I mentioned in the last 5-minutes that I want to be as BITCHIN’ AWESOME as Ellen when I grow up?
Ellen had Mariah Carey as a guest on her show and you know how hard it is getting homegirl to do an interview…
You have to book WAY in advance, so there is time to reinforce the stage and rub Vaseline on all the camera lenses, to give that 70’s soft-focus, soft-core p0rn feel, that Carey likes so much. After all, it is either Toss’ Salad grease on the lenses, or La Diva would actually have to bring her Photoshop person around with her everywhere she goes. MooMoo does not have the grasp of technology that I do, so plehz, no one tell her that her Photoshop bitch cannot airbrush out her chins, in real life. If she were to find out, she would have her poor, overworked slave PETA slapped and we don’t want that to happen.
WTF was I talking about… oh yeah, Carey was on The Ellen Show to talk about her limp album and her sham marriage.
Rather than bother to cover either, Ellen did exactly what I would do which is mock and trick Carey into whatever PR trap took my fancy. The host rather tastefully mocked MooMoo about her weight by questioning her about her alleged pregnancy.
According to E! Online, Ellen asked the singer outright about the pregnancy rumours and then said…
“You don’t have to answer that. Let’s just toast with champagne,” the chat maven benignly offered, after which Mimi became all flustered, first going the feigned shock route and then trying to insist that 3 p.m. was too early for her to start drinking.
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Gave you an award over at my place, put the Cheetos down (no Cheeto stains please I just redecorated) and head on over,