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The Making Of Megan Fox’s Net Curtain Porn

Because net curtain porn doesn’t film itself on someone’s iPhone, like some budget Harper’s Bazaar shoot done by Uncle Terry’s molester lens, below is a behind-the-scenes video of Megan Fox’s Armani commercial. This is the commercial that was released early March. It’s basically shots of the shoot and her sitting in hair and make-up. There’s some really awful dance music playing that cheapens the whole thing and the Club Music Gods decided to taunt me upon playing the clip the first time when I couldn’t get the audio to turn off. If you ever wanted to know how malnourished adult entertainment is made, it would behoove you to pull your special sock from under your mattress and press play.

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2 Comments

  1. Billy Idler says:

    Skinny? Yes. Still sexy as all get out? Yes, that too. And I’m sure Megan is pretty happy she’s got this Armani gig at all the way her film career is going. Sure they’re going to save her latest dismal effort “Passion Play” from straight to DVD hell with a “limited release” but things are not going well at all on that front. So looks like we’ll be seeing more of her in her undies for some time to come. Yay! Oh and BTW Amy, who told you about my “special sock”?

    1. …haha, this site’s commentariat, you included, just strike me as ‘special sock’ kind of people ;)