Madonna Will Stop At Nothing To Adopt Mercy

We should all know by now that Madonna is not a woman who gives things up easily. She is reluctant to give up her pop career even though her retirement is arguably decades overdue, she is reluctant to admit that baby-napping sets a bad example for the masses, and she’ll be damned before she give baby Mercy up either. 

Queen Vadge has spoken, and she says that she will appropriate and capture any GD babies that she sees fit. She has set her sights on adopting Mercy, whether the regional courts want her to or not.  

She has told her architects to build a home in Malawi so “David Banda would benefit from a connection to his birthplace”.

This may seem like a good idea, but reports suggest the only reason she is bothering is so that she can side-swipe local laws and feign residency for 18-months, so she can get her baby. Saint Brangelina and their dedicated force of Brangeloonies are so proud of this devious train of thought right now, that each and everyone of them just wet their pants with glee.

“Madonna has a big, beautiful plot of land over there already. She’s planning to build a girl’s school in the Chinkhota village and those designs are well under way.

“But she’s gone back to the designers and asked if they could accommodate a family home on the plot or on adjacent land.”

Who knows why Queen Vadge is so obsessed. You would think her crumbling family life and failure to keep a man would be of greater concern. How is she going to look after her three children at the moment, let alone take on another. Seems she is being stubborn and not necessarily putting the needs of Mercy first. (Just saying.)

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