If I’d have know he or she rabidly hates Madonna, I wouldn’t have bothered.

Anyway, those who have followed my diatribes on this site since the site began know by now that there is little love lost for MANdonna on my part and a whole lot of bile to spare.

I absolute detest the woman and will not hesitate to decapitate her verbally.

But you need to chill out, smoke a L, and relax. This is the internet. It’s not real life and I doubt the real Madonna would take this as seriously as you are. She is definitely one celebrity that believes in the old adage that there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

If you don’t believe that Madonna is doing the spring campaign for Dolce & Gabanna, then pick up a fashion magazine or a Vanity Fair.

This is, to paraphrase Shakespeare, not a site were you come to praise celebrity, but to bury it.

http://amygrindhouse.com/madonna-dropped-louis-vuitton-adverts.html

And no she was not “dropped” for a younger model. Madonna signed to do last fall’s Louis Vuitton campaign and that is it. Just like Dolce & Gabanna and Versace in the past, she does ONE campaign, not some indefinite “Face Of” campaign.

And yes, the Louis Vuitton pictures were to be stylized in that matter BEFORE any pictures were taken. Those are no last-minute changes.. that isn’t how it works. The mock-ups and final design decisions are what comes first, not the other way around.

And what design? You obviously don’t know what you’re babbling about. After the creative team forwarded them to their bosses, they didn’t see the design you see.

She was photoshopped nearly beyond recognition. That’s not the reason for spending the heavy ducats on a celebrity so that people have to stare and wonder who it is, or worse, not pay it any mind.

There is a word in Brazilian slang that accurately describes Madonna today:

CACURA. That’s what happens to shit when it’s been left out in the sun to dry.

These are cool pictures, but even cooler is Dolce & Gabbana ‘s spring campaign featuring Madonna.