Madonna will consume your soul and destroy everything you’ve ever loved if you buy her hydrangeas. This video is from the weekend as Madonna sat on a panel for a Venice Film Festival press conference. The singer was handed a bunch of flowers as she secretly wished death on the pandering fan’s entire family. Not knowing how cameras or mics work (hint: if they’re still pointed at you, they’re probably still turned on), the singer began to grimace and plot bloody murder because the only people who receive hydrangeas and leave witnesses are chumps. CHUMPS. Well, here’s video. It stops just before the soul-eating begins.
Related Celebrity Gossip:
Breaking Celebrity News:
- Farrah Abraham Confirms Contrived Adult Movie Landed Her A Reality Show
- Kimmode: ‘My Pregnancy Lips Are Outta Control’
- Nikki Sixx Needs To Get The F**k Off Kimmode’s Twitter, Honestly
- Beyonce Is Really Not Helping Herself Here
- Shia LaBeouf Oversold The Nymphomaniac Movie’s Sex Scenes
- The Katie Holmes Wet T-Shirt Photos You Didn’t Ask For
OH my god that is hilarious.
Well, Madonna dear, I absolutely loathe people who grew up in Bay City Michigan insisting on speaking with an upper crust English accent.
This is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. And not just on the Internet.