Madonna is designing eyewear for Dolce & Gabanna. I wish she were just designing regular eyeglasses, so that I could shoehorn in a joke about how she needs the glasses to find little orphan children to steal/ find oily quasi-DJs to molest. She has no reason to make life that much easier for me, and she hasn’t.
The sunglasses, which bear the letter M on the arm, mark the first co-branded collaboration that the design duo [D&G] has ever undertaken. Madonna, who fronts this season’s Dolce & Gabbana campaign, also stars in the advertising images. They were shot by Steven Klein, and will be released in May to coincide with the launch. [All About Madonna]
She’s branching out with her fashion designing, following creative projects like her line at H&M that saw stores damn near raped by over-excitable fans who wanted to get a piece of their idol. I always expect to hate these things, as they’re almost always lazily slapped together and look like twice ran over, dried, you know what. But these aren’t hideous. I’ll have you know, these aren’t hideous at all. It’s a revelation! Pics above show her modelling, and close-ups.
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I feel for the poor photoshopper who had to doctor those pics.
He must be cowering in a dark corner biting off his toenails and muttering obscenities to himself.
On the bright side, the second pair of sunglasses are cute.
Yeah, Madonna will be ‘brushed to hell and back again when these print ads come out. And, totally, the glasses aren’t as horrid as I would have expected.