Madonna is still reportedly having her ”affair of the heart” with Alex Rodriguez [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
And by ”affair of the heart”, I of course actually mean, “affair of the vagina”… but I like to leave certain things to my reader’s imagination. Madonna and her roid vadge are apparently still in love with the hunka hunka burnin’ love that is the forever miserable looking ARod.
The two spent the weekend at Jerry Seinfeld’s home in the Hamptons, according to Page Six:
The downtime did little to calm the recently divorced pop star’s nerves. She’s fuming over unflattering photos from her album cover shoot that were leaked online. A snitch said, “Madonna called up the label screaming when the photos got out.”
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit Janet Mayer / Splash News. Story courtesy of Page Six.

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i’ve always wondered if she was into BDSM and what kind of slave trianign she’s gonan have A-rod do for her…lol
Poor ARod, he should have ran while he had the chance.
Madonna is horrible. Can she not just go away. Well, she left England so I guess that is a start.
Welcome back Emm!
I’m thrilled she left our beloved island and buggered off anywhere else. I now sleep a lot better at night knowing she is not coming to get me.
A-Rod has nothing going on upstairs. Only an idiot would get in a relationship with this super diva bitch.
Is that why he always looks so vacant? I assumed it was Madonna’s hypnotic vagina that had him whipped and in a trance =)
I visit your blog everyday or at least read it on RSS. I just don’t always have anything
nastyinteresting to say!Coolio… All my visitors are, like, an ’8′ on the ‘Sexiness-O-Meter’. You, my dear, get at least an extra 2 points for visiting/ reading so often. But, seriously, I do notice that you stop by and your comments. Both are appreciated. I’m so thrilled to have you as a community member.
BTW… you can comment whenever you like, even if it ain’t smack talk =)