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Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures on Malibu Beach

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I really love my photo agencies, sometimes. They always go above and beyond, in the name of embarrassing celebrities. One in particular always make a point of circling a celebrity’s shame. Say, booze on a drunken night out, or a wardrobe malfunction. It’s mean and it saves me valuable MS Paint time, drawing this crap on myself.

For example, in the image above, they have circled an image of Lisa Rinna in a bikini. They are picking on the star’s ageing, leathery tummy. Which is meaner than I would have been, to someone her age, who is doing a mighty fine job of paying her surgeons to help stave off the effects of gravity. So glad no one can draw a circle of shame around my bubes when they make an appearance on a drunken night out. Or, when my lady parts make a break for it when I am sans panties in front of the paps. The agencies will always be bigger b*tces then me and I love them for it.

Lisa Rinna enjoys Sunday July 19, 2009 with her husband Harry Hamlin and her kids on the beach in Malibu, California. Lisa shows off her aging body in a Hollywood bikini while splashing around in the waves. (via Fame Pictures)

Image credit to Mike/Fame Pictures.

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4 Comments

  1. Mystery Man says:

    yikes! first her face gets all jacked up from plastic surgery junk and now her timmy is starting to show signs of age. her boobs and thighs better watch out, they’re next! lol

    1. I think she’s all sag and rolls of skin, stapled together by a doctor. Pretty funny that with those lips, my photo agency pick on her wrinkley tummy.

  2. Pauls says:

    She’s kinda hot for a 70 year old.

    1. I bet she was pretty when she was younger. I know that’s a slap in the face compliment, but she prolly was.