Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s stupid, childish Twitter flame war was just too puerile to post up yesterday, in its entirety. I love inanity and behaviour that would barely become a tween as much as the next person, but what in the world are a grown couple doing fighting and splitting on Twitter.
Well, whatever, the annoying pair have managed to break away from each other and are now officially over. And this is completely different to the umpteen other times that they have rowed and split up. This time, a social network and Lily Allen were involved, so you know that it’s for yo’!
On Friday, Hohan was denied entry to a party hosted by the Ronson family. To add insult to injury, the Ronsons are confirmed to be seeking a restraining order to keep Ho away.
Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall told US Magazine yesterday,“They were directed to the court to get a restraining order.”
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
Erm..
*clears throat*
*looks around nervously*
If someone – some random, anonymous someone, you know, not ME or anything – wanted to see exactly HOW ridiculous, stupid, childish, puerile, inane, and barely-becoming-of-a-tween this flame war was… where might… someone find it? Because I’ve gone to – I mean, I’ve, uh, I’ve HEARD that going to several different links that have titles like “Lilo&Sam’s Twitter Breakup” only leads to references to how completely stupid it was, but offer no evidence.
Just, you know, in case the *scientists* ever want to look into it to *quantify* exactly how juvenile it was. Where would the *scientists* go?
(hee.)
By the way, if it were possible to do over the internet, I would kiss you on the mouth, in a completely non-Sam&Lilo-ish kind of way, for not only knowing, but correctly spelling and properly using, words like “puerile” and “ridiculous.” I would never have thought to spell it “rediculous,” myself, but there sure are scads of people online who think that’s right. Makes me wonder if I’m pronouncing it wrong, because there is definitely no “e” in my pronunciation. Anyway. I guess what I’m trying to say is, Thanks for being literate. (c:
(I bet I made 16 spelling/grammatical errors in this post… LOL!)
Hey hey elayne.
First, the feeling is mutual. You are fast becoming one of my favourite commenters, and I so appreciate you stopping by and offering such wonderful and fitting commentary.
Don’t be nervous. We’re all tucked away in the comment area… no one can really see you.
You can read the bulk of the Twitter argument here. You can also view the real SamRo Twitter here and Lindsay’s real and private Twitter here.
Enjoy.
Ooops, amended the SamRo Twitter address, per the above. Check them out
I love that this breakup is just as explosive as I hoped it would be!
Stay tuned.
Hope more 140 character idiocy is yet to come…
wow! guess that’s what happenes when a faux lesbian breaks up with a real one…family, social networks, and other singers get involved….and we all get to sit bacl and laugh…lol
LOL