Lindsay Lohan, 22, did not have her house broken into despite earlier reports.
I nearly crapped my pants laughing when I figured this nonsense out. I nearly wrote a post earlier about how the actress had been robbed and that her crap had been ransacked. Of course then logic kicked in and I came to the conclusion that this must be wrong as the woman has nothing worth robbing. Ain’t nothing but Bacon Lube ™ and leggings in the whole damn house, who is gonna rob that!?!
Despite early TMZ reports, of a break in via a smashed window yesterday afternoon, seems that never happened.
The facts today have come out and it seems that some form of intruder alarm was tripped. Police arrived, checked the empty home and found the place in a condition that resembled having been trashed.
No one broke in. There was no trashing of the home. There was a nasty mess left by Lohan herself.
An alarm company notified police that someone tripped an alarm at the house around 3 p.m. in Hollywood. Police determined no one entered the home and nothing was stolen, but the mess inside the starlet’s home prompted officers to ask, “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” said Los Angeles police Officer Karen Rayner. (via Yahoo News).
Image credit to Splash News.
I can’t stand this woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We won’t be hearing anything about her within the next few years. I hope.
She is still thin, orange and gay at least part time. There’s life in the old ho yet.
um, wow…how embarassing is that to trip an alarm and have the cops come see that your hosue looks like its been broken into but that’s how you live. wait, that’s what my hosue looks like…lol
Haha, this must have been pretty humiliating, assuming she can still feel shame
not so sure she can…especially after that ungodly awful “I Know Who Killed Me” lol