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Lindsay Lohan’s Fornarina Advert


The promo was directed by Marco Bragaglia; it’s about “Lilo being [in] a modern Alice in Wonderland”.

I could only bring myself to watch about the first 5 seconds of this crap. The video above is the latest attempt by Lindsay Lohan to make some dollar and salvage her career. She has ‘starred’ in a promo for the good people (with bad marketing) at Fornarina.

I guess HoHan has bills to pay right. Isn’t she living at SamRo’s house… you’d think that since they started dating and now SamRo makes like 10x the amount per DJ gig she could throw her outta work actress girlfriend a bone.

Having too many paparazzi on her tail at any given time to just go out and shake her goodies at a titty bar to make some extra cash like a normal person, Ho signed up for and shot this monstrosity. Sit and watch the whole thing if you can bear it. Or, it may be less effort to just go on an actual acid trip. Your choice.

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7 Comments

  1. Firecracker says:

    This is one of the best ads to come out in a long time. It is a straight WTF experience. I love it!

    1. I think I like the bugged out look on her face the most… she was totally high while filming this.

  2. Mystery Man says:

    that blonbde wig she has on makes her look even skinnier than she is, but i have to say WTF?!? think i lost brai ncells just watching that!

    1. Me too… and the weave does make her look sick.

      1. Mystery Man says:

        i showed this to a friend and she said she look like paris hilton did when she played barbie on snl a few years ago. not sure if that’s good or bad…lol

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