Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Too Broke To Pretend To Get Therapy In A Bid To Stay out of Jail

Lindsay Lohan has a few things she can pretend to do to show contrition to a judge who sounds soft on crime so long as you’re a coffee drinker. For example, she’s pretending to become friends with a spiritual guru in hopes the person will beg the judge to keep her out of jail. And she’s pretending to want therapy to appease the same judge. Although that pretend help requires real money which she doesn’t have after the IRS froze her bank accounts. A source says she would already be in therapy but she cannot afford it (like she can’t afford rent nor storage space yet can somehow afford alcohol). ‘Lindsay is overwhelmed at the prospect of going back to jail and believes that a psychiatrist can help her through this trying time of her life,’ says a source. ‘However, Lindsay has a huge problem, she can’t afford to pay a good shrink because she literally has no money… Her health insurance would only pay about 20 percent of the mental health bills, and the docs that she wants to see charge $250-$300 an hour.’ In other news, Michael Lohan reveals that the Bar Mitzvah story was probably true and the rescinded offer happened because her new fancy-schmancy reps are turning down budget jobs: ‘One deal is for $100,000 for a phone application which blocks unwanted calls,’ he explained. ‘The other is for $30,000 for a ‘Don’t Drink and Drive message!”

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