Another Day, Another Report About Lindsay Lohan Not Paying Her Bills

Lindsay Lohan apparently earned $2 million this year after turning to porn (Playboy) almost porn (The Canyons) and may-as-well-have-been porn since the script and acting were so bad (Liz & Dick). But not one cent of that $2 million went towards her rent, because she’s falling behind, or her tax lien, because the $100,000 the ingrate took from Charlie Sheen didn’t stop her accounts being frozen by the IRS, or her sundry bills like storage space for all the stuff she’s stealing and hoarding. Remember, in about 2009, she admitted she’s a clothes hoarder. And she’s got to be putting all the stuff she’s stealing somewhere. It probably looks like The Gap in the now-delinquent storage space that will be auctioned off to cover the $16,000 in unpaid bills since Lohan’s fallen behind on that too. And this is where I’d make a Storage Wars joke except Storage Wars isn’t going to broadcast anything it didn’t plant in the locker itself.

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