The sobriety of Lindsay Lohan, whose name I’m not shortening because it’s stupid, is going well. And by ‘well,’ I mean her lack of crack shenanigans is actually affecting her equilibrium. I have no idea how not drinking and not snorting cocaine off a Mean Girls DVD is making her fall down in full view of the paparazzi. But somehow we have these pictures. They show the 24-year-old falling down, some kind of drink in hand, in Lower East Side’s Motor City Bar last night. In related news, the store from which Lohan is alleged to have stolen a necklace has revamped their 1994-era website that previously stopped short of using frames and glitter backgrounds in its original incarnation, only weeks ago. NecklaceVideo.com now is some weird blog thing and because its exclusivity period has worn off, it’s reportedly shilling views of the Lohan theft tape for $2.99 a time; so you can get your McBreakfast on or look at the tape that previously went for $40,000 when it was exclusive, your choice. Moreover, TMZ.com reports that the prosecutor in the Lohan case isn’t concerned about the store’s tacky insistence on selling the tape; insisting that won’t affect her trial.