Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving her partner in fauxmance’s house this weekend and she was wearing a confusing pair of boots. These days the perpetually unemployed actress seems to be busier applying streaky fake-tan than working at being the hardest working actress in Hollywood.
At least in between cokey-snorts she seems to be able to muster the mental faculty to pick a matching pair of shoesies. Cannot remember the last time I came down of a cracky binge and picked two shoes that actually matched.
Lindsay Lohan leaves on again, off again girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house in Los Angeles in a pair of bizarre cowboy boot, meets gladiator sandal shoes, while sporting the peculiar, controversial band on her finger that begs the question, are Lindsay and Sam engaged? (via Fame Pictures)
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
um, what the hell are those? i’ve never seen anythgin so horis since crocs came out. please, for the love of God, let’s hope those don’t catch on…lol
Boots like that are in fashion, but I’ve never seen those things before.
I’m so happy you find both Crocs and these atrocities equally repugnant. Sorry, Amy, that is not “fierce”.
…I was sauced up when I wrote this post at 6am. Being (kind of sober) now and looking at them again, I must agree. The boots are confusing and fuggers.
Lesson learned, don’t make snap fashion judgements when on a lush binge.
I love sobering up and editing out my crack-induced errors in judgement (^_^)
It’s not the boots per se. Although they would look way better on a hunky Roman gladiator. But it’s the whole ensemble. Nothing works there. Not even the black on black. She’s too short to pull off the boots. They dominate her short pre-cellulite legs.
The tops of those boots should hit around the upper calves, they hit near her knees.
She’s not fashion forward, she’s a fashion follower. When you’re a fashion follower you should keep your eyes open or you’ll fall into a cesspool and look like shit.
Ooh, Rain. Thanks for stepping in. I know nothing about fashion and love that I have people on the site better to tear Hohan a new hole than me. A pair of e-Louboutins for you as a thank you, you sexay beast. Hahah.