This report is not shocking. In fact, because this is Lindsay Lohan, this only just qualifies as news. Lohan reveals to the UK edition of OK! magazine that her last two trips to rehab were like a vacay. It’s pretty obvious that she sees rehab as nothing more than a vacation, without the beach and with slightly less coke. She tells the magazine that she only bothered going to rehab because she was ordered by the court. Going to a fake celebrity rehab like Promises, rather than spending less than two hours in jail, is probably the lesser of those evils.
“The second two times I went to rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time….It was like a vacation. I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise. It was a positive experience….” [Hollyscoop]
In more horrifying news, Lohan apparently also admits to working on her autobiography. Yes, she’s writing a book about her life pAArtying and doing blow. It’ll be a short book, I’ll bet. Perhaps she can write it on the back of a napkin, and save the publisher valuable paper, rather than having the stupid thing bound.
Pictures below of Lohan arriving at LAX in Los Angeles, on February 12, 2010.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Hollyscoop, Pop Crunch.
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you mean rehab isn’t a vacation? lol
she’s working on a nautobiography? if ever there was a sign of the apocalypse, that was it! lol
She needs a clue and to go to a real rehab. There, problem solved.