Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. Again. For the FIFTH time in THREE years. So often that when Dina Lohan was asked about those rehab stints during an interview with Matt Lauer she couldn’t recall how many times the 24-year-old had been there. As reported by TMZ, about two hours ago, Lohan has entered an undisclosed southern Los Angeles, CA-area rehab facility. She’s probably not going to get better this time, either. However, wasting her time painting her nails while in the company of starf**ker doctors who are on Team Enabler should keep those pesky courts off her back. The rehab facility should probably keep her bed warm after she leaves for her October 22 court date. She’ll break probation, or get caught drinking while on her SCRAM, or admit to doing coke again and she’ll be back. Her rehab breakfast of Pop Tarts (I hear those are popular with coke heads) won’t even have gone cold by the sixth time she gets ‘treatment’.
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