Nowhere is safer or more sacred for Lindsay Lohan than the warm, mouldy corners of the nightclubs she frequents. So you can imagine her surprise when Cobra Starship lead singer Gabe Saporta allegedly tried to take her photograph, while she was pAArtying at Hudson Terrace in New York.
Saporta was the DJ for the night, which probably means he was in the booth doing lines off a sessified hooker’s ass. He left the booth, despite knowing that he loses 90% of his mythical sessy DJ powers when he isn’t pretending to spin. It’s reported that he wanted to give his cell phone scabies and so he tried to shoot a picture of Lohan and her wonderfully crusty, inflated lips.
According to a source, Lohan’s people didn’t care that Saporta was the DJ for the night. Her security were accused of having erased all of the pictures they could find that showed Lohan in the club with brother Michael Lohan Jr.. It’s not clear whether the DJ will be compensated for any porn erased by accident.
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Celebuzz, The New York Post.
