Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy photos leaked this weekend in what appears to be a contrived ploy by its founder to boost the sales of ginger biscuits. To some extent, it worked. Hefner boasted on Twitter that Lohan was Friday’s hottest search term. Since there’s somehow a correlation between the entire spread being leaked and increased sales of the same. But this is the logic of a pimp octogenarian whose primary business model is to shenanigan people into paying for free porn. Lohan’s interview leaked at the same time. It’s the same as every other interview where she lies about learning from her mistakes. And this time she’s quoting Marilyn Monroe and the male gaze as excuses for getting naked.
- On her sexuality: ‘Sex and sexuality are part of nature, and I go along with nature. I think Marilyn Monroe once said that. I certainly agree with her. Knowing yourself and your body is so important because it gives you confidence and in life, women need confidence.’
- On how doing porn empowers her: ‘It’s a very male-dominated world to begin with, so knowing yourself and being comfortable with your body is an important thing for me as a woman. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but this is mine.’
- On her past mistakes: ‘Ultimately we are each responsible for ourselves and for our actions. Looking back, I probably would have listened to and taken more advice from the people whom I admire and would have followed through with it more.’
- On learning from her mistakes: ‘My stubbornness at 18 and 19 years old got in the way. During the past five years, I’ve learned that time flies faster than you think, and because you only live once you have to learn from your mistakes, live your dreams and be accountable.’
- On her fame: ‘I have no idea why there is this fascination with everything I do. I suppose it’s all part of this trend of people wanting to know every detail of a celebrity’s life. I mean, once we get to a point where magazines are doing pictorials of the clothes I wore in court… that’s just so unimportant.’
I have no urge whatsoever so see that photoshoot, kinda makes me spew in my mouth.