Lindsay Lohan ‘Labor Pains’ official movie trailer
Lindsay Lohan’s new movie ‘Labor Pains’ is fail. Rather than a big nationwide release in the US, the film will instead premiere on ABC Family in July, followed by a release on DVD.
Is it 1985 or something, this latest news from the camp of Lohan has meant that I am suddenly transported back to a time when B-Listers paid their rent by turning tricks by night, but keeping it clean and making straight-to-video movies by day.
Speaking of which, this is so pathetic, I bet it is not even some straight to DVD thing really, but rather straight to Betamax or something. HoHan’s career is a shipment of fail right now. In the age of BlueRay and digital, HoHan is only worthy of me talking about her crappy films on a 1980s flex. ’Shipment of Fail: The Movie’, will not be playing in US theaters. Rather, on TV and then straight to Betamax.
Was there some petition that I missed putting my John Hancock on, that called for the eyes of America to be saved from the XXL fail that would have been ‘Labour Pains’ on a cinema screen? You bitches leave me out of everything!
I hate this bitch so you know I’m thrilled that her career is dying.
This indeed is a sign of things to come!
brings new meaning to the phrase epic fail! on top of that, it’s gooing to ABC Family. that in itself is enough of a death warrant.
talk about a dead career. i almost feel sorry for her…then i remember that god awful jeans commercial she just did. –shudders–
She is reinventing fail, right. At least she is good at something
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