Now, Lohan, being bi or lesbianese does not matter to me. Her chopping-and-changing who takes her fancy, every five seconds, is a slight cause for concern. Love is where you find it. I do believe. Be that with man, woman or XL packet of strawberry-flavoured Cheetos. However, Lohan seems as hungry for some peen-lovin’ as I am for my frappe-drip, after a hard day at the office.
According to The Sun:
And although they were back to normal the next night – as they partied with Lily Allen until the early hours – I’m told the frostiness in the relationship is down to Lindsay’s desire to indulge her heterosexual tendencies.
A pal said: “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas.
“Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic.
“Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex.
“She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding.
“Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.”
Hmmm, ‘heterosexual tendencies’, ay. I am kinda hetero, but only on every second Tuesday (to help keep balance in this crazy world). I am not quite sure what you would class me as. If you care to examine; I get a tingly feeling in my ‘special places’ , when people mention Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry (but I gather that’s totally normal). Rather than sticking tired, OTHERING labels on HoHan and I, can we both just be ‘sexi-sexual’. A sexuality where you just like people who sweat sex - Chace Crawford, Josh Hartnett, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, [insert your crush here], etc. etc. etc.
DO YOU THINK THE LOHAN WILL RETURN TO BEING A MAN-EATER?
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