Lindsay Lohan Is Not Single

Lindsay Lohan still has FAR FAR too much GD time on her hands. Her lack of a fulfilling job is showing, as she once again takes to her MacBook Air in protest at Internet rumours [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

She should rename that sh*t her CRACKbook Air or something, this biatch never seems to be able to put her laptop down. I bet her Wireless bill is about 10x my mortgage. Either HoHan’s piece is busted and abused like some bedraggled Kanye West cast-off, or homegirl must have coated her computer in BITCH-ASS-NESS resistant material. Either way Ho really should take a break from inane self-serving blogs and take a nice relaxing crap or something. Frankly, I’d rather hear about her doing the latter.

Blogging, once again, like a slighted, prepubescent tween, who just got dumped for a non lezbinim, Ho says she is sick of the break up rumours:

“Little piece of true information: we did not break up!,” she posts on her blog. “access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six…AND every gossip website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, I saw, I read, etc….NOT TRUE.”

Their you have it biatches, with it’s dying breath HoHan’s Book has set us all right… I almost typed “set us straight” but I was scared that another blogging lezbinim or the Irony PoPo might poke me really hard in the eye, if I did.

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