At Lindsay Lohan’s sentencing, on Tuesday, during which time she found herself slapped with 90 days jail and rehab (which’ll boil down to less than a week behind bars and a lot of whining when she’s finally in rehab), there was one thing in particular that got everyone talking. Some were too distracted by Lohan writing expletives on her nails, to realise the real gold in this case… that we got a close-up of her cokalicious handwriting. Frankly, the handwriting of a cokehead is far more interesting than doodling on one’s fingernail. I remember a bunch of commenters on Gawker were looking for a high res. of this image, mid-week, and here it is. The notes, as meticulous in detail as in penmanship, were what the actress was writing in red pen during her case. She includes notes about ‘so-called friends’, where her family were sitting, and she refers to herself in the third-person as ‘LL’. I’m going to go throw myself off a bridge for having messier handwriting than this bish (but not before, as one ONTD commenter suggests, I have sex with her handwriting). There’s a further photo below showing the full page, rotated for clarity and ease of reading, click to enlarge.
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The reason behind the copious note-taking and beautiful cramped printing is because Lilo is taking way too much Adderall. It’s easy to go to a doc (especially if you’re a celeb) and say you have “adult ADHD” so you can get an RX for Adderall, which is speed. If you OD you will be very wired and can do things like drawing or printing or whatever very carefully and with much energy! I think she was OD’d on most of the meds she takes when she was in court, including but not limited to, Adderall, Trazadone and many anti-depressants. I do believe she is addicted to all these drugs, and apart from the anti-depressants, she should not be taking all these extra drugs that are addicting and can alter your brain tremendously when taking more than necessary. You will be “high” and have a nasty withdrawal when you quit if not under a doctor’s care. Unfortunately, if she goes to jail she will only be given her meds at the normal dose, so she will probably have some bad times withdrawing.
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