Lindsay Lohan needs to be crowned Queen of Poor Choices 2010, so she can slap the sparkly winner’s tiara on her head and be too distracted by that to continue in her retarded ADHD decision-making. Lohan, as you’ll know by now, has been punished for her f***tardery by having to serve out 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab (she gets a two-week breathing period and she’ll only serve a fraction of the time behind bars). This would be hilarious and joyous news on its own, but wait… there’s more. Lohan was spotted by multiple cameras, remembering that her case was being broadcast live, as she doodled something on her fingernail. During the case, knowing people could see, and in rather nice penmanship, Lohan wrote F*** U. She then kept touching her face, so people could see. Stay classy.
