Since It’s Everybody Else’s Fault, Lindsay Lohan Is Dumping All Her Friends

Since Lindsay Lohan turned 26-years-old yet somehow never reached adulthood, she’s still blaming everyone else for her addiction, aggression, and other behavioral problems. Like she blames her friends for influencing her to drink, do drugs, and party, and every crime she commits is somehow the victims’ faults like those times she blamed people (including a mother and baby) for getting run over. Which is probably why she’s reportedly shedding her enablers and is replacing them with brand new enablers. New York Daily News sources report: ‘She hasn’t been texting and calling back some of the people who she just parties with. She is realizing there are people in her life who are bad influences, who think it’s funny when she wants to fill water bottles with alcohol and go out, or stay out all night at nightclubs in New York and look sloppy in photos. These aren’t her real friends.’ The source says Lohan’s comparing herself being a groupie for Max George of The Wanted to Taylor Swift Yoko Ono-ing Harry Styles from One Direction: ‘She knows how everyone looks up to Taylor, and what a good image she has. But it’s totally different when you’re acting like a groupie.’ Lastly, Lohan is pretending to befriend a spiritual guru in hopes they’ll implore on her behalf that the judge keep her out of jail: ‘There was a woman who she was introduced to a few years ago who worked with the Ronson family she met when she was with Samantha. She worked with a lot of big celebrities.’

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